You know you are a mom when

You know you are a mom when,,,,,

almost every shirt you own has been spit up on

someone ask you what you want for Christmas and you answer sleep

watching movies like dumbo and rudolph the red nosed reindeer makes you think if anyone treated my kids that way I would beat the living snot out of them.

your bedtime is whatever time your kids go to bed

seeing your kids cry makes you cry too

house chores arent nearly as important as playing candyland

 all your glasses are made of plastic

 you find yourself humming tunes of disney movies.

you have actually thought about spanking someone else's child

you have adminstered the countdown,,,," you better be here by the time I count to 3,,,1,,,2,,,,.

your food/drinks must be shared with your children even if you got them their own just so you wouldnt have to share

your living room consist of toys, infant swings, playmats, and array of other random child play things.

when you no longer go to the mall to shop, but to let your kids play on the inside playground.

you cant wait for Christmas to come to see their faces light up with excitement rather than you getting presents.

you feel guilty about everything

worry about everything

you cant remember your life without your sweet kiddos.